Sunday, October 21, 2012

Weird instance of my sadistic humor!

I can be a real bad ass sometimes. Or a tease, or just really goofy - whatever it is you'd choose to call me after reading this post.

So around this very same time last year, I came across this wonderful blog that I thoroughly enjoyed reading. The guy does write well (at least he did back then, since I haven't read his recent blog posts) and the blog was very interesting. But then something happened and my mind took a totally sadistic turn. It was nothing much really, I just happened to stumble upon a page on the blog that said 'Would love to know you:)'. Check it out, you!

Just one look at this page was enough to turn on that goofy button inside my head that turns me into a real troll. And so I set upon writing him some 'feedback'. I don't know how I came about writing all that stuff I did. Let's just say I was in exceptionally high spirits that night. Or maybe I was just high.

Dude, your blog is great. I happened to drop by your blog as a result of a random visit to blogjunta, though God knows why I went there in the first place. The blog layout, the theme and the way you've described yourself and your "vows" were what caught my eye and made me stay and browse, more than your so-called "weird, supposedly humorous" new post. :P
Well...the post was very nicely written and that gives me an idea of how well you must write. I'll surely come back tomorrow to read more, as it's a little late right now and my eyes are drooping. Not that I sleep early or anything, but maybe I saw something that kinda made me sleepy. Which reminds me of the post which I was talking about. It was, as I said, nicely written. And the ending kinda made me think, "was this for what I read through this whole page?" But anyway, I'd like to read more posts to know more and be able to bug you more through this "feedback form". Wow, I love the concept. For now, goodnight and have a great day, maybe until you read this "feedback".

P.S. I took the pain to write so much in order to help realize your inner hopes/dreams/expectations of receiving lots of feedback through this simple form that you've painstakingly installed on your lovely blog. And I included those quirky and unnecessary details because you said above that one could write to you just about anything in or out of this planet. So I just felt like writing something. Not knowing what to write about except for praise for your blog, which I hope I have made very clear by now, I wrote anything and everything that came to my mind. Hope you don't mind. We're bloggers, and by that relation, fellows of the same fraternity on the internet, and so we have a certain responsibility towards each other. You getting me I hope.

Anyway, now I really can't stay awake any longer. Your profile might end up remaining open on my screen and I might fall asleep onto the keyboard. I wouldn't like that at all. Would you? I hope not.

I wish you read this feedback-cum-introductory-cum-friendly-banter letter with some patience and certainly not a hot head. And I hope you haven't reached hell and so, can reply. I'll be waiting. :)

You might as well visit my blog too, only if you wish to, that is. There isn't any elaborate response/feedback form that I provide there, but you may mail me at my email ID. I'd love to reply and get talking. You're kinda handsome too, BTW. ;)
Now again...goodnight!

That's it. that's just it. Every time I read it, I cannot help but wonder at what weird twist of my mind it could've been that made me write all that. That too to some innocent fellow blogger who must've put up that feedback form on his blog with a totally different intention altogether, maybe not even expecting someone to actually write to him through it. But the guy was a sport. He replied back through email, and in fact seemed really happy to have received my feedback! :P He even flirted a little. It was a fun little conversation we had on email. Now that I look back upon it, I find it an amazingly fun experience. Don't know what else to say about it. Cheers to my occasional weirdness that sometimes turns into awesomeness! :D


Amul said...

One question.. What did you have that night before jumping to that blog page? :O.. :P :P

Naddy said...

I came across ur post via my friend Harshal. I found ur writing lil disparate and intellect.
For this post i will say Very Kewl and humorous Post for refreshing morning :)

Keep Writing the same way !!

Sabyasachi Patra | Tales from Wild India said...

ha ha ha. Can't believe someone writing several hundred words just to troll. :)

The Furobiker said...

I have heard this one :D

Garima Singh said...

I don't know how many times I'll read a post that makes me want to say, "I remember that!" :D I also remember asking you what the hell did you smoke before writing that feedback. xD

Maybe we'll come back to such posts and reminisce about the good, ole' college days.

Till then, keep trolling!

Mahima said...

@Amul - I was sane. Just in a mood to take someone's case, that is all. :P

@Naddy - Thank you so much. I hope you find more of my posts that are to your liking :)

Mahima said...

@Sabyasachi - That's what troll writers do. :D

@Furo - Yes, I know. You're one of the very few who knew of this. :D

@Garima - Revealed your true identity eh, CB? ;)

I remember telling you all about this and sharing a good laugh in college. Seriously, post or no post, we're so gonna miss these days. Makes me almost sad.

The Guy In The Mirror said...


Sushmit said...

Let's say if I'd have done the same to a girl, flirting to door ki baat, ab tak toh Medha Patkar would have been banging on my door :P

Mahima said...

The very fact that I actually had to Google the respected lady's name to know who she is must tells how amazing a GK I have.
Do try doing this once though. It'll give you a fun anecdote to recount to your grandchildren some day. ;)

Sushmit said...

Arey, come now. You may know plenty of stuff that I haven't even heard of :)

As for the latter part of your comment, yep, I'll stand tall and tell my grandchildren that your grandpa used to harass women like this. That should be something they would be proud of. :P

Mahima said...

must tell you* (my my, look at my language now. All your fault)

And do you consider what I did as male harassment? :O

Sushmit said...

Nope, but the dynamics are different, Mahima :)

Most boys would be mighty pleased with himself if an unknown girl says anything remotely friendly to him.
But I do not think many females would be respond in the same fashion. Either they wouldn't respond, else it would be a report abuse, at the very least :P

Mahima said...

So I guess I did charity for a poor guy by bestowing some unexpected attention on him out of the blue. Haha!

Well then you'd rather stay away from my kind of erratic behavior. I wouldn't want you to be reported in a case of abuse :P